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Name:
I'm Daryl
Relationship Status:
Kaylieeelynn.tumblr.com
Birthday:
October 14, 1992
Current City:
Dallas
Hometown:
Texas
Political Views:
I didn't vote for Obama
Religious Views:
No such thing
Website:
http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com

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fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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via joshpeck 1 hour ago- Saturday August 30, 2014 at 5:32am · Like · View Post
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yungmondi:

Kanye on Dilla

yungmondi:

Kanye on Dilla

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via thuglifepanda 5 hours ago- Saturday August 30, 2014 at 1:51am · Like · View Post · High Quality
sluttydilf:

tha-contender:

emiliogorgeous:

MSNBC Lockup Raw

Suck him up through the gate so he know it’s real

Real fuckin love

sluttydilf:

tha-contender:

emiliogorgeous:

MSNBC Lockup Raw

Suck him up through the gate so he know it’s real

Real fuckin love

10135 people liked this.
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lightningtotheheart:

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gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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esthermaritza24:

Every Grandma ever.

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dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

(Source: naturemetaltolkien)

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via thesweetsiren 14 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 4:37pm · Like · View Post
romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

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via thesweetsiren 16 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 2:46pm · Like · View Post · High Quality
fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

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via nameiskatrina 18 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 12:55pm · Like · View Post
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
—My 92 year old grandma. (via solacity)

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via thesweetsiren 20 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 11:04am · Like · View Post

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via joshpeck 21 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 9:14am · Like · View Post
porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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via joshpeck 23 hours ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 7:23am · Like · View Post · High Quality

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via penguinswearboots 1 day ago- Friday August 29, 2014 at 3:41am · Like · View Post · High Quality
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

836159 people liked this.
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